[Cable & Deadpool] &^@* this $#!%
For a bit of light relief between big projects, I thought I'd have a crack at one of the unfulfilled prompts off the kink meme - specifically one asking for Deadpool using his fourth-wall-breaking powers to 'fix' what the comics have done with him and Cable since their joint series ended.
This would have been lighter relief if it hadn't required me to actually read a couple of recent Cable chapters for material. While I must admit this did give me a certain amount of fun making stupid macros and horrifying friends*, I really miss the days when Cable's series was intentionally hilarious, rather than just unintentionally so.
*"Oh hey, now Cable's being eaten by a giant space whale! Now Bishop's being tentacle raped by aliens! Did I mention the same aliens can track Hope across a galaxy but don't know she exists when she's a couple of dozen metres away? IN SOVIET MARVEL, SHARK JUMPS YOU!"
Title: &^@* this $#!%
Summary: Deadpool takes it on himself to 'fix' the current Marvel status quo. With extreme prejudice.
Characters/Pairing: Cable/Deadpool, Hope
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2120
( No children, puppies or Marvel employees harmed in the writing of this crack, though certain fictional barriers may not be quite the same for a while... )





